Blog #6: Police Brutality

"It can only go downhill for me in life now..." - Sad Disney Cop aka Lt. Darrow



LSPD vs BCSO rivalry ensues... I watched Columbo and Oakley exchange fists!
Trooper Shepherd ejected out of his seat in a  +150mph head-on collision outside Pillbox.
Miraculously he survived but he then proceeded to assault a lawyer before running off in his patrol car!
Litterers make me sick!
A good day not to be a bank truck driver. It was a warzone that day...

I got peer pressured into taking a bunch of drugs and alcohol...
2nd party where Chicken Man did a belly shot off of me but this time I was blacked out!
Talon over by Hawick Ave gives the best mani-pedis in the city. 5/5 stars! 

Delivery workers pulled a clever prank on Pillbox. Still have no idea how they did this.
Officer Dmitri got medicated a bit too much and stole a unicorn toy from the children's ward.
Some candid photography of the staff in their festive St. Patty's outfits!
Officer Jodie roleplayed as my mommy, giving me money to spend at White Widow while she went clothes shopping. She also beat me.

A long time ago, I saw an officer beat a scared old lady with a baton once. I never forget, Officer Neagan Foster!







 

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