CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
Like a lost orphaned puppy crossing a busy street, bright-eyed Ms. Alana Bumfrey stumbled into Pillbox.
I'm jealous of her spry optimism. She might be one of my favorite people in the city (don't tell her I said that).
Fun fact: I shine the bat signal on Pillbox's roof to summon Batman!
Constantine and I bet on wheelchair fights sometimes. I lost...
I hired a crackhead hooker named Big C to make my girlfriend Imogen jealous.
It turns out Big C has both a bigger mustache and penis than me.
Us at karaoke night!
Swandango and I celebrated our promotions by having a french fry-eating contest.
The man on the left is quite possibly the worst rapper in Los Santos.
I paid him over $5,500 because I feel sorry for him.
Santi and I commemorate all our long lost friends who don't visit the city anymore. For the homies.
Regina makes me very proud when she wears her helmet.
She's also desperately single if anyone is interested in a Tier-3 clinger with daddy issues and low self-esteem.
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ReplyDeleteI see how your profile says your interests involve crying. That won't help attract any bachelors knowing you have emotional baggage, Regina.
Deletewhy are you bouliyingh me Jasper
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