Blog #2: FREE Pillbox visits!

Congrats to Red for holding the record for most hospital visits (10) this week!
I'm commemorating this with my new loyalty card: Every 10th visit is free on me!

You may have heard the rumors about me being an unfaithful philanderer/"ho".

I am turning a new leaf and will be an honest man going into 2022.

Dr. Evie Akagane stepped in some poop and everyone laughed at her. It was great!

I asked where her mustache went and this officer responded by punching me in the face...

David spent over $100,000 at the VU. Man needs help.

Casual Saturdays!

Chanel beats me every time we meet. I think it's her way of flirting but people tell me it's elder abuse.

Also, to quell the rumors, Chanel did NOT give me herpes. The second test came back negative.

A lady insulted me calling me "Mr. Potato Head". I don't see the resemblance

Some candid photography of the cops looking bad ass.

When no one else is around, Nancy and I gossip about the Pillbox staff. Nancy sees everything...

I couldn't afford a gun so I use a flashlight.